-9:01: I just want to go on record as saying Lynn (who was eliminated last week w/ Arnold) was a nasty c-...cook. SUCK FAILURE, granny.
-9:03: And how Angelo ISN'T a line worker at the fudge packing plant...is beyond me.
-9:05: As soon as I clear my credit card, me and the woman is havin' dinner at the Inn at Little Washington. And then I will spend the next 6 months paying off the bill.
-9:07: Tim, sorry, you are the WORST representative for local cuisine. Ever. Prove me wrong.
-9:10: Side note: I got an infield hit and a walk yesterday in softball. How is it that my left arm is seized up like an epileptic kid watchin' anime?
-9:19: I'm half expecting Angelo to accidentally mutter the N word and get wok shoved up his ass. Or not. Would be cool though.
-9:29: Ok, I'm pretty sure Angelo has to go door to door to tell people about his 'indiscretions.' Total creep vibe.
-9:37: WE GET IT, KENNY'S BLACK. BETTER NICKNAMES, amanda.
-9:40: All we need is one more layer and the Pretzel M&Ms will = candy turducken.
-9:42: Tim (before every challenge in which he precipitously falls to the bottom): 'I'm really confident in what I did. I might take this thing down. Goddamn I'm good.'
-9:48: BLACK LIGHTNING STRIKES. (Ok, I had to give the nickname a try.)
-9:50: If Hollywood made a movie inspired by the Fail Blog, would Timothy play the lead? Or at the very least, narrate?
-9:59: No, Tim, you can't roll 7 or 11 on the come out every time. But you sure seemed to crap out. A lot.
-10:00: Okay, seriously, when did Top Chef become Survivor? JUST EFFING COOK.
-10:01: On another note, hello again, China Chow. I'm going to find me a copy of 'The Big Hit' on VHS.
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