Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Random Thoughts - Week of July...something or other.

  • I'm pretty sure... like 99.9345% sure... 50 cent was supposed to sing the hook on this Clipse track...but then at the last minute they probably thought, 'Eff it, let's just get an impersonator and save that money for weed.'
  • FINALLY. Our long national nightmare is over. I will say, LeBron exceeded my expectations... and somehow out-douched himself on his way out of Cleveland.
  • FYI, bron^2, very few 'global icons' play the role of second banana. Hope the Miami sun burns off the stench of failure.
  • And to the good folks of Cleveland... you don't deserve this. I seldom condone hooliganism but in this case, go nuts. I trust the those Heat-Cavs games will make for great training footage for Cleveland riot police.
  • Srsly, do my neighbors think they're back walking the streets of Mumbai? THERE IS A SIDEWALK 7 FEET TO YOUR RIGHT. USE IT. (P.S. Using the phone and listening to your ipod as you all walk in the path of my 2 ton deathmachine = asking for it.)
  • Anyone got Rosetta Stone: German? Herr John might could be needin' it. Soon.

2 comments:

  1. sidewalks are for pansies.

    the clipse chose wisely.

    i hated cleveland, but now i just kinda feel sorry for them. back to being irrelevant.

    you goin to germany?

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  2. goddamn, thrillseeking neighbors.

    i totally felt bad when the cavs choked it vs. the celts. now it's like lebron tore down city hall w/ his bare hands. then burned the rubble.

    but yeah, frankfurt is mein destination in august. work related (though hopefully not entirely).

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