1011: To elaborate, I cannot remember a season where they went so far out of their way to tell the audience how credentialed the cast was. Yet I cannot recall a more lame ass, disappointing bunch of cooks.
1014: FYI I got a jonesing for Grayson. A byproduct of being the only decent looking woman this season. That's not saying much.
1016: More of my ginger haired angel. MAWWWR.
1018: I'm convinced Beverly gets hated on for being the uber-asian goober, which almost completely invalidates her talent. Almost.
1019: I was going to say something about the poor quality of the elimination challenges and then Charlize Theron hit the screen. I can't remember if I had pants on before. I don't care.
1025: I need to know what the special 'coating' is on Burger King's new fries. Sure, it might make the fries taste like heaven and look like money but it's Himalayan goat pee, I don't want it.
1030: We are 30 minutes into the show. There are seven chefs left. Three are Asian. How did this escape me thus far?
1039: Leave it to me to drub the current season ... only to see the chefs pull out the best meal yet. I have no business betting on anything.
1041: I need a ruling. I think Ed is a dead ringer for my friend, Andrew. See below:
Andrew on the left, chef Edward Lee on the right.
RIGHT?! If there's former PSA-er reading this who can co-sign, please do so. Freaky.
1054: I'll just come out with it: Sarah can lick it. She undercooked risotto this season, not once but twice. She quit an elimination challenge ... mid-challenge (and then came back when convenient ... only to leave again). She threw the Asian girl under the bus. I'm over the "Nice-pitiable-fat-girl" shtick. These rocks won't kick themselves.
1059: Well, that's the last time I push the Asians. Ladies and gents, I am ... The Cooler.
1101: Back to Grayson. She's hot in the way Rachel Nichols from ESPN is hot ... in that if you're stare at her long enough, and you remove any other basis for comparison (i.e. little to no women on the same program), you turn a 4 into a 6. In Grayson's case, a 5 to a 7. Thank you for your time.
1106: There's something amiss with this 'Last Chance Kitchen'. Indulge me.
- Tom Colicchio doesn't change shirts for three to four weeks. At least.
- Neither does the peanut gallery, for that matter.
- The challenges take place in the San Antonio kitchen but the incoming chefs are coming from all over the state at different times in the season.
There's probably a logical explanation to all this but until that surfaces, I'll be waiting for the chef on the grassy knoll.
1115: I won't spoil the results from the LCK but this might've been the best one yet.
1118: Had fun tonight. If you read this, a gold star to ya. You may pack your knives and go. Night.
hahaha! the comparison is amazing. andrew does look like ed
ReplyDeletei love top chef. jay also thinks grayson is "attractive in a weird way". i have yet to understand the point of last chef standing. i can't stand sarah or lindsay (who has no personality and an abnormally long neck for her tiny head). i'm rooting for ed or paul.
ReplyDeleteyeah, lindsay is as interesting as a wooden nickel. she can keep dropping michelle bernstein's name all she wants. it won't help her win.
ReplyDeleteone in three chance at another asian top chef. one in six for foxy redhead. equal odds for the andrew lookalike. I CAN'T LOSE THIS YEAR!!